Mommy test....

To the mommies and would be mommies...
at least now you'd know what to tell your kids :-)

I was out walking with my 4 year old son.
He picked something up off the ground and started to put it in his mouth.
I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.
"Why?" my son asked.
"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been; it's
dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my son looked at me with total admiration and
asked,"Wow!  How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," ...I was thinking quickly,"All moms know this stuff.  It's on the
Mommy Test.  You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently
pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" he beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be
the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom :)