everything forward

everything forward

ever had the feeling that you get more forwarded emails than you can handle? i do, thus this site. please don't get the idea that i am claiming ownership to all things posted here. i don't. i just want somewhere to store quotes, poems and inspiring, even funny articles i receive everyday via email. that's all there is to it.



Friday, December 23, 2005

It is good to be a woman:
 
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
9. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
10. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
11. We will never regret piercing our ears.
12. There are times when chocolate r eally can solve all your problems.
13. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!!!!!

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