Fw: Stages of Fatherhood

First Child: Your wife feels the nesting stage in her ninth month, so she has you clean and scrub the house from top to bottom.
 
Second Child: Your wife feels the nesting stage in her ninth month, so you leave a note for the cleaning lady to clean the bathrooms.
    
Third Child: Before you bring your wife and newborn home from the hospital, you spray for bugs. 

                                                          

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First Child: You carefully select a day-care facility for its educational and nurturing program.
    
Second Child: You pick a day-care facility because it's on your way to work.
    
Third Child: You ask Child and Family Services how old a kid has to be to let him stay home alone.