everything forward: March 2006

everything forward

ever had the feeling that you get more forwarded emails than you can handle? i do, thus this site. please don't get the idea that i am claiming ownership to all things posted here. i don't. i just want somewhere to store quotes, poems and inspiring, even funny articles i receive everyday via email. that's all there is to it.



Monday, March 27, 2006

Sisters

 
 A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cu! bes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter.

 "Don't forget your Sisters," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. "They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them. And remember that "Sisters" also means your girlfriends, your daughter and other women relatives ties, too. You'll need other women. Women always do."

 'What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. 'Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a married woman, for goodness sake! A grownup. Surely my husband and the family we may start will be all I need to make my life worthwhile!

 But she listened to her Mother. She kept contact with her Sisters and made more women friends each year. As the years tumbled by, one after another, she gradually came to understand that her Mom really knew what she was talking about. As time and nature work their changes and their mysteries upon a woman, Sisters are the mainstays of her life.

 After almost 61 years of living in this world, here is what I've learned:

 Time passes.

 Life happens

 Distance separates.

 Children grow up.

 Love waxes and wanes.

 Hearts break.

 Careers end.

 Jobs come and go.

 Parents die.

 Colleagues forget favors.& nbsp;

 Men don't call when they say they will.

 BUT Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you.

 A Sister is never farther away than needing her can reach.

 When you have to walk that lonesome valley, and you have to walk it by  yourself, your Sisters will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you. Or come in and carry you out.

 My mother, mother-in-law, grandmothers, sister, daughters, and "girlfriends," bless my life! The world wouldn't be the same without them, and neither would I.

 When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys or sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we would need each other. Every day, we need each other still.

 Share this with the women who help make your life work.

 I just did.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Last Night -- for the husbands

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home.
 
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home.
 
I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies."
 
God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
 
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
 
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries.  He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
 
Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.  He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.  He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
 
At 4:30 PM he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads, breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
 
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.  At 9:00 PM he was exhausted and though his chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get
through without complaint.
 
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, " Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.  I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. 
 
Please, O Lord please, let us trade back."
 
The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson, and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. 
 
You'll have to wait 9 months, though.
 
You got pregnant last night!!!"

Fw: Stages of Fatherhood

First Child: Your wife feels the nesting stage in her ninth month, so she has you clean and scrub the house from top to bottom.
 
Second Child: Your wife feels the nesting stage in her ninth month, so you leave a note for the cleaning lady to clean the bathrooms.
    
Third Child: Before you bring your wife and newborn home from the hospital, you spray for bugs. 
                                                          
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First Child: You carefully select a day-care facility for its educational and nurturing program.
    
Second Child: You pick a day-care facility because it's on your way to work.
    
Third Child: You ask Child and Family Services how old a kid has to be to let him stay home alone. 

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Mommy test....

To the mommies and would be mommies...
at least now you'd know what to tell your kids :-)

I was out walking with my 4 year old son.
He picked something up off the ground and started to put it in his mouth.
I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.
"Why?" my son asked.
"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been; it's
dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my son looked at me with total admiration and
asked,"Wow!  How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," ...I was thinking quickly,"All moms know this stuff.  It's on the
Mommy Test.  You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently
pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" he beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be
the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom :)

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

100%?

 
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 101%?
What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

Questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

AND, look how far the
love
of God will take you

L- O- V- E
-O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Love of God that will put you over the top!Please send this to your friends and pray for him/her who sent to you.You will be blessed.

Monday, March 13, 2006

DON'T LOSE THAT 90%

Adultery happens when you start looking for what you don't have. "Wow,this girl in my office is a real looker. I'm crazy about her because she's also understanding, intelligent, tender - so many things that my spouse is not."
 
Somewhere along the way, you'll find a woman or a man who will be more charming or sensitive. More alluring. More thoughtful. Richer. Have greater sex appeal. And you will find a woman or man who will need you and pursue you and go loco over you more than your spouse ever did. Because no wife or husband is perfect. Because a spouse will only have 90% of what you're looking for. So adultery takes place when a husband or wife looks for the missing 10%. 
 
Let's say your wife is melancholic by nature. You may find yourself drawn to the pretty clerk who has a cherry laughter. Or because your wife is a homebody in slippers and pyjamas, smelling of garlic and fish oil, you may fall for a fresh-smelling young sales representative that visits your office in a sharp black blazer, high heels, and a red pencil-cut skirt. Or because your husband is the quiet type, your heart may skip a beat when you meet an old college flame who has the makings of a talk show host.

 

But wait! That's only 10% of what you don't have.  Don't throw away the 90% that you already have! Add to your spouse's 90% the 100% that represents all the years that you have been with each other. The storms you have weathered together. The unforgettable moments of sadness and joy as a couple. The many adjustments you have made to love the other. The wealth of memories that you've accumulated as lovers. Adultery happens when you start looking for what you don't have. But faithfulness happens when you start thanking God for what you already have.  But I'm not just talking about marriage. I'm talking about life!… About your jobs. About your friends. About your children. About your lifestyles. Are you like the economy airline?

The main message:
If you start appreciating what you have right now, wherever you are is FIRST CLASS!

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Since it's Women's Month ...

Attention : Male Species
Be very careful if you make a woman cry
.... because God counts her tears.

The woman came from a man's rib
.... not from his feet to be walked on
.... not from his head to be superior of
.... but from the side to be equal with
.... under the arm to be protected for
.... and next to the heart to be loved.